The participants in the pageant were Jamie Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs, and Loredana Jolie. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger’s perhaps most well-known mistress was not allowed to compete in the competition because she had already signed a non-disclosure agreement with Tiger. Because it seems that Rachel was an actual relationship that Tiger had, and not just a one-night fling, I highly doubt that Rachel would have demeaned herself to take part anyways. But Jamie Jungers was crowned the winner of both the title of being the biggest whore, and $75,000. What’s so great about this story is that Jamie actually cried when Howard announced the winner. Oh, and she thanked God too. I don’t know, I highly doubt that God had anything to do with the pageant or with Tiger Woods’ affairs. Here are some tidbits from the pageant from Huffington Post,

“Jamie Jungers won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant on the “Howard Stern Show” this morning. The winning alleged mistress earned $75,000 for her championship performance, and listeners were treated to juicy tidbits from Jungers, Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie.

According to tweets from listeners and attendees, Jungers claimed that Woods was well endowed. “Tiger’s wood was nine inches,” she evidently said. Former Playboy model Loredana Jolie, meanwhile, claimed Woods was “bigger and better” than Michael Jordan.

Both Grubbs and Jungers said that Woods never used condoms when sleeping with them, which echoes previous reports. Jungers reiterated that she slept with Woods the night his father died.”

What a sad state this world has come to. Honestly, we’re holding beauty pageants for mistresses now? Because the entire concept of beauty pageants wasn’t bad enough, I suppose. Whatever, Jamie. Congratulations on your win. It’s always nice when you can sell your soul to the devil (or in this case, Howard Stern) in exchange for a few bucks.

According to Star magazine, Katie Holmes is being forced into pregnancy “against her will” by her loving husband, Tom Cruise. The rumors that Katie was pregnant again started with TMZ, who showed a picture of Katie standing in a store with a slightly billowy top on. They held up the picture, asked if she was pregnant, everyone in the room gave a resounding “NO!” and the story seemed to have been dropped. I guess it was at that point that Star jumped all over it and decided to take the story one step further by saying that she’s being forced into things like Scientology prenatal courses, and a detox that was pretty painful. Umm…just what exactly does Katie Holmes have to detox from exactly? Hollywood Dame has more on the story from Star,

“Katie Holmes is spending increasingly more time at the Scientology center reportedly undergoing Scientology ‘auditing,’ sparking rumors that she’s ‘being prepared’ for her second baby with nut-job husband Tom Cruise, this according to Star Magazine.

The gossip rag continues on to say that Katie spent four hours at the Hollywood Scientology Centre last week, and might be doing this because she’s getting “prepped” to have another child, with sources swearing that Holmes followed the exact same course of action right before getting pregnant with daughter Suri. According to a website run by the Church of Scientology, followers believe the “health and the sanity of the child begin long before birth.” Scientology auditing is used to restore self confidence, happiness and spiritual freedom and involves answering questions or following directions with the aim of being freed from unwanted barriers that inhibit natural ability.”

I don’t know if Katie is pregnant again or not. I’m thinking that it’s been slow in the news lately and she’s probably not. But I definitely don’t think that Tom Cruise is forcing her into anything against her will. I think Tom’s a kook and I think Katie’s a kook too but I think they’re kooks together. I think they are both honestly very happy in that relationship and that it’s probably a pretty equal marriage all around. I definitely don’t think Tom would subject her to treatments when she didn’t want to get them done. And if Katie really was at the Scientology Center, then she was probably there because she wanted to be.

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi have been engaged 10 days. Or one for each beautiful baby The Bachelor couple apparently wants to make some day.

“The other day it was 10!” Vienna exclaimed when her fiance told E! News, in response to a question about starting a family, that “We want five kids.”

Five. Ten. Either way, too many little Viennas for the world. Fortunately, she may agree. “No, no, no, like 2-3,” Girardi said, “but not for a few years.”

Pavelka and Girardi may be have babies on the brain following the romantic season finale of The Bachelor, but walking down the aisle? Not so much.

“We’re going to wait awhile before we start talking about wedding dates,” Vienna Girardi said. “We want to have some normality in our relationship.”

The future Mr. and Mrs. Pavelka. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Fortunately for Jake, normalcy means taking part in reality show. The pilot is competing in his third of the last year, signing on for Season 10 of Dancing With the Stars.

Also par for the course for Jake? Controversy. The inevitable rumors that Jake’s been cheating with Chelsie Hightower, his cute Dancing partner, have already surfaced.

Vienna insists she’s not bothered by that noise.

“I actually love Chelsie,” she said. “She and I are very, very good friends. I was in the studio today, watching them dance… I’ll be sitting in the front row every week.”

Will Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi last?

VH1 won’t air its premiere of the new Unplugged, featuring Adam Lambert, until April 9.

But fans of this singer don’t need to wait until then to check out a couple acoustic versions of Lambert singles.

Below, you can watch Adam serenade the audience with “Whatdaya Want From Me” and “Down the Rabbit Hole.” What do you think of these stripped-down renditions?

Four pill bottles found in the apartment where Corey Haim died yesterday morning, medications that included the generic versions of both Vicodin and Valium.

The same doctor prescribed all four drugs just days before Haim died.

The drugs provided by a prominent L.A. psychiatrist were hydrocodone (Vicodin), diazepam (Valium), haloperidol (anti-psychotic) and Soma (muscle relaxant).

The L.A. County Coroner’s Office would not comment, but sources say that all were prescribed the same day, days before Haim died of an apparent drug overdose.

No word on how many (if any) pills were missing from the bottles, which has become a topic of debate in the eerily similar Brittany Murphy death investigation.

Corey Haim (1971-2010).

Law enforcement sources say they believe Haim died from an accidental overdose of meds, though nothing is final until the Coroner’s toxicology reports are in.

There have been reports that Haim, who fought a long battle with substance abuse, admitted in the past to taking as many as 85 Valium pills in a single day.

Haim, a 38-year-old former child star, collapsed in his mother’s apartment and was taken to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead 2 1/2 hours later.

The actor had been dating Daisy de la Hoya, a fellow reality star, in the week’s leading up to his passing. She is understandably quite broken up about it.